nigga-chan:

pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops 

nigga-chan:

pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops 

(Source: ryulongd)

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

ghostdaddotcx:

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one

ghostdaddotcx:

But could you really live with bringing a child into a world like this one

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

This is what real friendship looks like.

(Source: akushion)

(Source: notabee)

niggayougay:

MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED